If you could have any superhero superpowers what would they be and why?
I’d like to be invisible because, um, then you couldn’t see me.

What do you like best about working at this place?
I like the epic, bewildering, fascinating, meandering life stories I get to hear. I like that I get to spend nine hours in close proximity to a disco ball. I like disco balls.

What's your sign?
Cancer, and the way I’ve been wolfing down cigarettes, it looks highly likely.

Where have you traveled to?

Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe and North America.

Where would you like to go next?

Kazakhstan. No. Really.

If you could be any side dish which would you be, and why?

Naan bread, because even though I am flat, white and leavened, I like to pretend I am exotic.

What rules about Victoria?

That big tree in front of the parliament buildings. Yup, that tree rules.

Favorite OI inspired moment
Oh! I liked it when Kyle, Matt and Adam prank called me from a bar enquiring about accommodation; no disguising of their voices, no silencing of give away guffaws or bar crackle in the background and no fooling me.I liked it when Felix got drunk on Halloween and threw up on the couch and an ambulance was called to take him away. I will never forget his bug-eyed expression, slither of dried vomit stuck to the corner of his mouth as they wheeled him through the doors, his voice calling back, “I’m just drunk! I’m just drunk!”

Anything else that you want the world to know?

If I were an animal I’d be a giraffe, if I were a musical instrument, I’d be the triangle.