We interview our staff to make sure they can chat goodly!

What do you like best about the night shift?
I can operate the music system!!  And I can silence/send drunks to bed with a wave of my hand!

What kind of crazy things do people say to you here?
"You're the best night girl ever!"  -Deb, former employee

Aww... not really crazy, that's more nice. What's something crazier?
"You're such a ****ing punk!"  -Drunk guy that I kicked out one night.

Yeah, that's more crazy. So, describe what happened last time you went to the Sannich summer... festival thing. You know that thing they have out on the country? With... it's like a circus?
Yeah.

Okay, you been?
Yeah....

Describe it in four words!
Ride, Banana, Scary, Fart.

Sweet deal. So, what's your favourite memories of boozin' at OI?
Ali passing out on the front bench on Hallowe'en, getting to drive the van on New Years, and a hundred more because I get to see everyone at their worst/most inebriated!

Wow! You drove that van drunk?
No.

Oh... but you just said...
You heard me wrong.

Oh. Ok next question: Best places in Victoria to pick up cute hippies?
Here, Market Square, Beacon Hill Park, the Crystal Pool, the gay bar.

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about the Crystal Pool... right on. So, next time you go travelling, what's on your list?
Everywhere!  I'd prefer to be closer to the equator though.

You should check out Indiana. Man it's hot. Or Mexico. Hey, do you think you can tell a lot about someone by their taste?
Not really....

Okay, what's your taste... in like, movies, books etc?
Music: Everything but pop rap and country
Movies:  Everything but romantic comedies/dramas
Books:  Everything from quantum physics to Taoism to Clive Barker and H.P. Lovecraft

What music do you think I should put on the music machine?
Well, I already handed in a big list, but I found out on New Years that Kevin actually likes Black Sabbath, so I'd like a bunch more Sabbath and pretty pretty please some primus!!  It's kinda funk/metal, excellent stuff.

Kevin really likes Black Sabbath? I can never figure that guy out....
Seriously.