Not even Maddy can escape the questionnaire of doom!

Since you work here, you obviously have super-powers? Name them!
The ability to stay up all night long and only occasionally get sleepy!!!! muahahaha, and, you know, plot the demise of the world. Except OI, i guess I'll leave that here.

What's the last thing that happened at OI that made you wonder whether you should file a Workers' Compensation claim?
The first busy open mic geaveyard shift I worked I got on the mic and told everyone the bar was closed and half of them started yelling for me to take my clothes off..... not really provocative, it was really kind of scary.

What do you think of when you think of Jean Cretien?
That annoying french song.

Yeah. I know. I'm sorry. Let's move on.
Christmas.

What?
Christmas! Is great!

Oh! Yeah, it's true. Hey, speaking of which, heh, what's the most dangeous thing that ever happened to you in a taxi?
I don't usually remember being in taxicabs actually....

Really? I remember every cab ride I've ever been in, and exactly what it smelled like. Hey, if you could be an extra in any TV show, which one would it be?
Star Trek!

Yeah, me too. Me too. Hey, you've worked the night shift a bunch, what's your favourite memory associated with it?
A combination of all the insomniacs that hang-out with me all night. Telling me long stories of things like the JFK conspiracy.

Insomnia makes you paranoid, that's for sure. It was so obviously a suicide. That guy was stressed. So: favourite places in Victoria?
The Brickyard, Big Bad Johns, Hugo's, Beacon Hill Park and Mile-0.

Where are you going to go when the Conservative party gets in?
Mexico, definetely Mexico. And as soon as I get my citizenship I am going to Ireland and possibly never coming back!!! (well, i'll visit)

Right on... what's the one book you'll take with you?
"Go Ask Alice" is probably the book that I've forced at least 20 ppl to read. It's a real diary of young gorl and her struggle with drugs. Makes you look at the world differently.

Yeah. By young, do you mean like-
IRON MAIDEN ROCKS!

So... about 16 then? Crazy... hey, what do you want me to put on the music computer?
I haven't actually asked for anything yet..... I saw the pogues on there and it made me happy. But there SHOULD be (wink wink nudge nudge):

dropkick murphy's, flogging molly, teagan & sarah, MORE IRON MAIDEN, slayer, the clash, rage against the machine, reel big fish, D.O.A.... well , that's all I can think of right now.

Yeah. Iron Maiden and Slayer are totally going on there... right after we get our own marijuana cigarette dispenser in the lobby.
Now you're talking!